WHO WILL WIN?
Parasaurolophus
TROOOOT
Koala
BELLOW-SNOOZE
THE SETUP

Parasaurolophus vs Koala

Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus
Koala
Koala

Pretend they meet in forest. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Parasaurolophus and Koala did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri · A duckbill with a trombone on its head.

Parasaurolophus
Home
Late Cretaceous forests of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Parasaurolophus is huge.

Does not hunt.

The crest was a horn.

Nervy salad.

  • Parasaurolophus is huge and fast.
  • Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.
  • Late Cretaceous North America.

Family: Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Corner B

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus · A sleepy specialist with surprising claws.

Koala
Home
Australian eucalyptus forest · Lives in Australia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Koala is small.

Eucalyptus specialist.

A nose for the right leaves.

Low-energy by design.

  • Koala is small and slow.
  • Almost only eucalyptus.
  • They pick a tree, claim it, and treat the canopy like a studio apartment.

Family: Wombats.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

3.2 m

Parasaurolophus to scale

Parasaurolophus

0.60 m

Koala to scale

Koala

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Parasaurolophus2,500 kg

About as heavy as a rhinoceros, with a head-crest as long as a baseball bat.

Koala10 kg

About as heavy as a bowling ball that insists it is a teddy.

Parasaurolophus

3.2 m · 2,500 kg

Parasaurolophus is huge. 2,500 kg.

Koala

0.60 m · 10 kg

Koala is small. 10 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Herd, kick, and a honk
  • Armor: Duckbill battery
  • Senses: The crest was a horn.

Parasaurolophus · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Tree-hook claws
  • Armor: Fluffy indifference
  • Senses: A nose for the right leaves.

Koala · labeled field diagram

Parasaurolophus200 psi bite
Koala100 psi bite

Parasaurolophus

Herd, kick, and a honk

Tool: herd, kick, and a honk. Bite: 200 psi.

Koala

Tree-hook claws

Tool: tree-hook claws. Bite: 100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Parasaurolophus
40 km/h
Koala
10 km/h
Parasaurolophus40 km/h
Koala10 km/h

Parasaurolophus

40 km/h

Parasaurolophus can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Koala

10 km/h

Koala can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
ParasaurolophusKoalaBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Parasaurolophus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Parasaurolophus lives in places like forest.

Koala

This is home · Lives in Australia

Koala lives in places like forest.

No. Parasaurolophus and Koala did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Parasaurolophus
Plants · Does not hunt.
Koala
Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Parasaurolophus

Plants · Does not hunt.

Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.

Koala

Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Almost only eucalyptus.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Parasaurolophus
Lives in a herd
Koala
Lives alone
Parasaurolophus5 grit /10
Koala3 grit /10

Parasaurolophus

Lives in a herd

Nervy salad. Grit: 5/10.

Koala

Lives alone

Low-energy by design. Grit: 3/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Parasaurolophus
4/10
Koala
4/10
Parasaurolophus4 brains /10
Koala4 brains /10

Parasaurolophus

4/10

The crest was a horn.

Koala

4/10

A nose for the right leaves.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus walkeri
Koala
Phascolarctos cinereus

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri

Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus

Wombats.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Parasaurolophus
Crest Trombone Blast
Koala
Eucalyptus Power Nap

Parasaurolophus

Crest Trombone Blast

Air through the hollow crest probably made a low honk.

Koala

Eucalyptus Power Nap

Koalas sleep up to 18 hours.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Parasaurolophus 0 · Koala 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Parasaurolophus runs first. Koala does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Parasaurolophus is heavier. Koala uses tree-hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Parasaurolophus tries the Crest Trombone Blast. Koala tries the Eucalyptus Power Nap. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Parasaurolophus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Parasaurolophus wins. Parasaurolophus is a lot heavier. Koala would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Parasaurolophus 6 · Koala 0 · ties 2.

Your card: Parasaurolophus 0 · Koala 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Koala

Joey in the pouch. The rumble was exhausting.

Brian Dell · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

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