WHO WILL WIN?
Penguin
HONK-HONK
Carnotaurus
SNARL-HORN
THE SETUP

Penguin vs Carnotaurus

Penguin
Penguin
Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus

Pretend they meet in the ice. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Penguin and Carnotaurus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Penguin

Aptenodytes forsteri · A tuxedo torpedo with zero quit.

Penguin
Home
Antarctic ice · Lives in Antarctica
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in a big group
Size
Penguin is medium.

Torpedo fisher.

Underwater vision is the talent.

Tough about cold.

  • Penguin is medium and slow.
  • Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.
  • They huddle in storms so tight that the inside of the huddle is toasty.

Family: Other flightless seabirds.

Corner B

Carnotaurus

Carnotaurus sastrei · Bull horns, tiny arms, and a sprinter's tail.

Carnotaurus
Home
Late Cretaceous plains of Patagonia · Lived in South America long ago
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Carnotaurus is huge.

Sprint hunter of Patagonia.

A runner's kit: look, chase, bite.

A bull-headed sprinter.

  • Carnotaurus is huge and fast.
  • Medium plant-eaters on South American plains.
  • Late Cretaceous Argentina.

Family: Abelisaurids like Abelisaurus and Majungasaurus.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Penguin to scale

Penguin

2.5 m

Carnotaurus to scale

Carnotaurus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Penguin40 kg

About as heavy as a big bag of dog food, but much more dignified.

Carnotaurus1,400 kg

About as heavy as a small car, hip-tall as a doorway, with horns a bull would respect.

Penguin

1.20 m · 40 kg

Penguin is medium. 40 kg.

Carnotaurus

2.5 m · 1,400 kg

Carnotaurus is huge. 1,400 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Flipper slap + beak poke
  • Armor: Tuxedo blubber
  • Senses: Underwater vision is the talent.

Penguin · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Horned skull plus a meat-slicer jaw
  • Armor: Bumpy hide
  • Senses: A runner's kit: look, chase, bite.

Carnotaurus · labeled field diagram

Penguin80 psi bite
Carnotaurus1500 psi bite

Penguin

Flipper slap + beak poke

Tool: flipper slap + beak poke. Bite: 80 psi.

Carnotaurus

Horned skull plus a meat-slicer jaw

Tool: horned skull plus a meat-slicer jaw. Bite: 1,500 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Penguin
8 km/h
Carnotaurus
48 km/h
Penguin8 km/h
Carnotaurus48 km/h

Penguin

8 km/h

Penguin can go 8 km/h. That is slow.

Carnotaurus

48 km/h

Carnotaurus can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the ice. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
PenguinCarnotaurusBoth

Meeting biome: the ice. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Penguin

This is home · Lives in Antarctica

Penguin lives in places like the ice.

Carnotaurus

Not their home · Lived in South America long ago

Carnotaurus's home is the late cretaceous plains of patagonia, not the ice.

No. Penguin and Carnotaurus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Penguin
Meat · Torpedo fisher.
Carnotaurus
Meat · Sprint hunter of Patagonia.

Penguin

Meat · Torpedo fisher.

Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.

Carnotaurus

Meat · Sprint hunter of Patagonia.

Medium plant-eaters on South American plains.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Penguin
Lives in a big group
Carnotaurus
Lives alone
Penguin7 grit /10
Carnotaurus7 grit /10

Penguin

Lives in a big group

Tough about cold. Grit: 7/10.

Carnotaurus

Lives alone

A bull-headed sprinter. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Penguin
6/10
Carnotaurus
4/10
Penguin6 brains /10
Carnotaurus4 brains /10

Penguin

6/10

Underwater vision is the talent.

Carnotaurus

4/10

A runner's kit: look, chase, bite.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Penguin
Aptenodytes forsteri
Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus sastrei

Penguin

Aptenodytes forsteri

Other flightless seabirds.

Carnotaurus

Carnotaurus sastrei

Abelisaurids like Abelisaurus and Majungasaurus.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Penguin
Belly-Toboggan Escape
Carnotaurus
Patagonia Sprint Horns

Penguin

Belly-Toboggan Escape

When walking is too slow, an emperor penguin drops and slides.

Carnotaurus

Patagonia Sprint Horns

The tail and legs look built for speed.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Penguin 0 · Carnotaurus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Carnotaurus runs first. Penguin does not race. They wait in the ice.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Carnotaurus is heavier. Penguin uses flipper slap + beak poke. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Penguin tries the Belly-Toboggan Escape. Carnotaurus tries the Patagonia Sprint Horns. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Carnotaurus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the ice, Carnotaurus wins. Carnotaurus is a lot heavier. Penguin would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Penguin 2 · Carnotaurus 6.

Your card: Penguin 0 · Carnotaurus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Penguin

Penguins in the Ross Sea. Formal wear, chaotic energy.

Francisco Ardini / PNRA · CC BY-SA 4.0. Source

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