WHO WILL WIN?
Penguin
HONK-HONK
Stegosaurus
WHAP-SPIKE
THE SETUP

Penguin vs Stegosaurus

Penguin
Penguin
Stegosaurus
Stegosaurus

Pretend they meet in the ice. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Penguin and Stegosaurus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Penguin

Aptenodytes forsteri · A tuxedo torpedo with zero quit.

Penguin
Home
Antarctic ice · Lives in Antarctica
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in a big group
Size
Penguin is medium.

Torpedo fisher.

Underwater vision is the talent.

Tough about cold.

  • Penguin is medium and slow.
  • Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.
  • They huddle in storms so tight that the inside of the huddle is toasty.

Family: Other flightless seabirds.

Corner B

Stegosaurus

Stegosaurus stenops · Roof-plates up top, a tagged tail in back.

Stegosaurus
Home
Late Jurassic fern prairies of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Stegosaurus is huge.

Browser.

A tiny brain, a low head, and a tail that did not wait for a committee.

Slow salad tank.

  • Stegosaurus is huge and slow.
  • Low plants.
  • Morrison Formation country — Late Jurassic, about 150 million years ago.

Family: Other plated dinosaurs like Kentrosaurus.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.20 m

Penguin to scale

Penguin

2.8 m

Stegosaurus to scale

Stegosaurus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Penguin40 kg

About as heavy as a big bag of dog food, but much more dignified.

Stegosaurus3,500 kg

About the weight of a pickup truck, with plates that could top a grown-up's head.

Penguin

1.20 m · 40 kg

Penguin is medium. 40 kg.

Stegosaurus

2.8 m · 3,500 kg

Stegosaurus is huge. 3,500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Flipper slap + beak poke
  • Armor: Tuxedo blubber
  • Senses: Underwater vision is the talent.

Penguin · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Thagomizer tail spikes
  • Armor: Kite-plate rooftop
  • Senses: A tiny brain, a low head, and a tail that did not wait for a committee.

Stegosaurus · labeled field diagram

Penguin80 psi bite
Stegosaurus200 psi bite

Penguin

Flipper slap + beak poke

Tool: flipper slap + beak poke. Bite: 80 psi.

Stegosaurus

Thagomizer tail spikes

Tool: thagomizer tail spikes. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Penguin
8 km/h
Stegosaurus
12 km/h
Penguin8 km/h
Stegosaurus12 km/h

Penguin

8 km/h

Penguin can go 8 km/h. That is slow.

Stegosaurus

12 km/h

Stegosaurus can go 12 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the ice. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
PenguinStegosaurusBoth

Meeting biome: the ice. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Penguin

This is home · Lives in Antarctica

Penguin lives in places like the ice.

Stegosaurus

Not their home · Lived in North America long ago

Stegosaurus's home is the late jurassic fern prairies of western north america, not the ice.

No. Penguin and Stegosaurus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Penguin
Meat · Torpedo fisher.
Stegosaurus
Plants · Browser.

Penguin

Meat · Torpedo fisher.

Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.

Stegosaurus

Plants · Browser.

Low plants.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Penguin
Lives in a big group
Stegosaurus
Lives in a herd
Penguin7 grit /10
Stegosaurus7 grit /10

Penguin

Lives in a big group

Tough about cold. Grit: 7/10.

Stegosaurus

Lives in a herd

Slow salad tank. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Penguin
6/10
Stegosaurus
2/10
Penguin6 brains /10
Stegosaurus2 brains /10

Penguin

6/10

Underwater vision is the talent.

Stegosaurus

2/10

A tiny brain, a low head, and a tail that did not wait for a committee.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Penguin
Aptenodytes forsteri
Stegosaurus
Stegosaurus stenops

Penguin

Aptenodytes forsteri

Other flightless seabirds.

Stegosaurus

Stegosaurus stenops

Other plated dinosaurs like Kentrosaurus.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Penguin
Belly-Toboggan Escape
Stegosaurus
Plate Parade Whip

Penguin

Belly-Toboggan Escape

When walking is too slow, an emperor penguin drops and slides.

Stegosaurus

Plate Parade Whip

The brain was famously small.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Penguin 0 · Stegosaurus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

WHAM!

THEY MEET

Stegosaurus runs first. Penguin does not race. They wait in the ice.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

WHOOSH!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Stegosaurus is heavier. Penguin uses flipper slap + beak poke. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

ZING!

SPECIAL MOVES

Penguin tries the Belly-Toboggan Escape. Stegosaurus tries the Plate Parade Whip. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Stegosaurus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the ice, Stegosaurus wins. Stegosaurus is a lot heavier. Penguin would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Penguin 3 · Stegosaurus 5.

Your card: Penguin 0 · Stegosaurus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Penguin

Penguins in the Ross Sea. Formal wear, chaotic energy.

Francisco Ardini / PNRA · CC BY-SA 4.0. Source

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