
Penguin
A tuxedo torpedo with zero quit.
Penguin vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in a sunny arena with a splash pool nobody is allowed to hog. No snacks were harmed.
Penguin
Aptenodytes forsteri
Emperor penguins can dive more than 500 meters deep.
Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.