WHO WILL WIN?
Polar Bear
CHOMP-RUMBLE
Hyena
WHOOP-HAHA
THE SETUP

Polar Bear vs Hyena

Polar Bear
Polar Bear
Hyena
Hyena

Pretend a polar bear and a hyena meet in grassland. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild polar bears and hyenas would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Polar Bear

Ursus maritimus · The Arctic's heavyweight champ.

Polar Bear
Home
Arctic sea ice · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Polar Bear is big.

Still-hunter on ice.

Smell can catch a seal from kilometers away.

Patient predator.

  • Polar Bear is big and fast.
  • Mostly seals.
  • Sea ice is their hunting floor.

Family: Brown bears.

Corner B

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta · The bone-crunching comedian of the savanna.

Hyena
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Hyena is medium.

Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Bold in a clan.

  • Hyena is medium and fast.
  • They hunt more than they scavenge.
  • Open grassland where clans can hear each other across the night.

Family: Not dogs.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.60 m

Polar Bear to scale

Polar Bear

0.85 m

Hyena to scale

Hyena

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Polar Bear450 kg

Can stand taller than a basketball hoop on its hind legs.

Hyena70 kg

About as heavy as a big dog that skipped every 'drop it' lesson.

Polar Bear

1.60 m · 450 kg

Polar Bear is big. 450 kg.

Hyena

0.85 m · 70 kg

Hyena is medium. 70 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Ice-hook paws
  • Armor: Blubber parka
  • Senses: Smell can catch a seal from kilometers away.

Polar Bear · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Bone-blender jaws
  • Armor: Scrappy stamina
  • Senses: Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Hyena · labeled field diagram

Polar Bear1200 psi bite
Hyena1100 psi bite

Polar Bear

Ice-hook paws

Tool: ice-hook paws. Bite: 1,200 psi.

Hyena

Bone-blender jaws

Tool: bone-blender jaws. Bite: 1,100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Polar Bear
40 km/h
Hyena
60 km/h
Polar Bear40 km/h
Hyena60 km/h

Polar Bear

40 km/h

Polar Bear can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Hyena

60 km/h

Hyena can go 60 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
Polar BearHyenaBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Polar Bear

Wrong place · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe

Polar Bear's home is the arctic sea ice, not grassland.

Hyena

This is home · Lives in Africa

Hyena lives in places like grassland.

No. Wild polar bears and hyenas would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Polar Bear
Meat · Still-hunter on ice.
Hyena
Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Polar Bear

Meat · Still-hunter on ice.

Mostly seals.

Hyena

Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

They hunt more than they scavenge.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Polar Bear
Lives alone
Hyena
Hunts with a pack
Polar Bear9 grit /10
Hyena9 grit /10

Polar Bear

Lives alone

Patient predator. Grit: 9/10.

Hyena

Hunts with a pack

Bold in a clan. Grit: 9/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Polar Bear
7/10
Hyena
7/10
Polar Bear7 brains /10
Hyena7 brains /10

Polar Bear

7/10

Smell can catch a seal from kilometers away.

Hyena

7/10

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Polar Bear
Ursus maritimus
Hyena
Crocuta crocuta

Polar Bear

Ursus maritimus

Brown bears.

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta

Not dogs.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Polar Bear
Seal-Snatch Slam
Hyena
Whoop-and-Swarm

Polar Bear

Seal-Snatch Slam

Polar bears can smell a seal from more than a kilometer away.

Hyena

Whoop-and-Swarm

The laugh is a call, not a joke.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Polar Bear 0 · Hyena 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Hyena runs first. Polar Bear does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Polar Bear is heavier. Hyena uses bone-blender jaws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Polar Bear tries the Seal-Snatch Slam. Hyena tries the Whoop-and-Swarm. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Polar Bear!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Polar Bear wins. Polar Bear is a lot heavier. Hyena would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Polar Bear 5 · Hyena 2 · ties 1.

Your card: Polar Bear 0 · Hyena 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Polar Bear

The champ does laps. Underwater. Showing off.

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