WHO WILL WIN?
Polar Bear
CHOMP-RUMBLE
Walrus
BELLOW-OONG
THE SETUP

Polar Bear vs Walrus

Polar Bear
Polar Bear
Walrus
Walrus

Pretend a polar bear and a walrus meet in the ice. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Polar Bear

Ursus maritimus · The Arctic's heavyweight champ.

Polar Bear
Home
Arctic sea ice · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Polar Bear is big.

Still-hunter on ice.

Smell can catch a seal from kilometers away.

Patient predator.

  • Polar Bear is big and fast.
  • Mostly seals.
  • Sea ice is their hunting floor.

Family: Brown bears.

Corner B

Walrus

Odobenus rosmarus · A tusked sofa that rules the ice.

Walrus
Home
Arctic sea ice · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in a big group
Size
Walrus is big.

Clam vacuum with tusks for ice and arguments.

Whiskers find shellfish in the dark.

A tusked sofa that does not like being shoved.

  • Walrus is big and not very fast.
  • Clams, mostly.
  • Pack ice and rocky coasts, in noisy piles called haulouts.

Family: Seals and sea lions.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.60 m

Polar Bear to scale

Polar Bear

1.20 m

Walrus to scale

Walrus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Polar Bear450 kg

Can stand taller than a basketball hoop on its hind legs.

Walrus900 kg

As heavy as a small car, with mustache energy for days.

Polar Bear

1.60 m · 450 kg

Polar Bear is big. 450 kg.

Walrus

1.20 m · 900 kg

Walrus is big. 900 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Ice-hook paws
  • Armor: Blubber parka
  • Senses: Smell can catch a seal from kilometers away.

Polar Bear · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Ivory ice picks
  • Armor: Blubber fortress
  • Senses: Whiskers find shellfish in the dark.

Walrus · labeled field diagram

Polar Bear1200 psi bite
Walrus300 psi bite

Polar Bear

Ice-hook paws

Tool: ice-hook paws. Bite: 1,200 psi.

Walrus

Ivory ice picks

Tool: ivory ice picks. Bite: 300 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Polar Bear
40 km/h
Walrus
20 km/h
Polar Bear40 km/h
Walrus20 km/h

Polar Bear

40 km/h

Polar Bear can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Walrus

20 km/h

Walrus can go 20 km/h. That is not very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the ice. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
Polar BearWalrusBoth

Meeting biome: the ice. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Polar Bear

This is home · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe

Polar Bear lives in places like the ice.

Walrus

This is home · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe

Walrus lives in places like the ice.

Yes. They could meet in the real wild. This page is still a what-if.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Polar Bear
Meat · Still-hunter on ice.
Walrus
Meat · Clam vacuum with tusks for ice and arguments.

Polar Bear

Meat · Still-hunter on ice.

Mostly seals.

Walrus

Meat · Clam vacuum with tusks for ice and arguments.

Clams, mostly.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Polar Bear
Lives alone
Walrus
Lives in a big group
Polar Bear9 grit /10
Walrus7 grit /10

Polar Bear

Lives alone

Patient predator. Grit: 9/10.

Walrus

Lives in a big group

A tusked sofa that does not like being shoved. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Polar Bear
7/10
Walrus
5/10
Polar Bear7 brains /10
Walrus5 brains /10

Polar Bear

7/10

Smell can catch a seal from kilometers away.

Walrus

5/10

Whiskers find shellfish in the dark.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Polar Bear
Ursus maritimus
Walrus
Odobenus rosmarus

Polar Bear

Ursus maritimus

Brown bears.

Walrus

Odobenus rosmarus

Seals and sea lions.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Polar Bear
Seal-Snatch Slam
Walrus
Tusk-Hook Haul

Polar Bear

Seal-Snatch Slam

Polar bears can smell a seal from more than a kilometer away.

Walrus

Tusk-Hook Haul

They can hook ice, bellow, and make a beach of other pinnipeds scoot over.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Polar Bear 0 · Walrus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Polar Bear runs first. Walrus does not race. They wait in the ice.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Walrus is heavier. Polar Bear uses ice-hook paws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Polar Bear tries the Seal-Snatch Slam. Walrus tries the Tusk-Hook Haul. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Walrus!

A CLEAR PICK · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the ice, Walrus wins. Walrus is a lot heavier. Polar Bear would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Polar Bear 6 · Walrus 2.

Your card: Polar Bear 0 · Walrus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Polar Bear

The champ does laps. Underwater. Showing off.

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