WHO WILL WIN?
Red Panda
SQUEAK-TWITTER
Parasaurolophus
TROOOOT
THE SETUP

Red Panda vs Parasaurolophus

Red Panda
Red Panda
Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus

Pretend they meet in forest. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Red Panda and Parasaurolophus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Red Panda

Ailurus fulgens · A rusty acrobat who would rather nap than rumble.

Red Panda
Home
Himalayan forests · Lives in Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Red Panda is small.

Bamboo and snacks.

Whiskers and a good nose in the misty forest.

Shy climber.

  • Red Panda is small and not very fast.
  • Mostly bamboo, plus fruit, eggs, and insects when the salad bar is closed.
  • Cool mountain forests with plenty of branches and very few appointments.

Family: Not giant pandas.

Corner B

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri · A duckbill with a trombone on its head.

Parasaurolophus
Home
Late Cretaceous forests of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Parasaurolophus is huge.

Does not hunt.

The crest was a horn.

Nervy salad.

  • Parasaurolophus is huge and fast.
  • Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.
  • Late Cretaceous North America.

Family: Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.60 m

Red Panda to scale

Red Panda

3.2 m

Parasaurolophus to scale

Parasaurolophus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Red Panda5 kg

About as heavy as a bag of flour that learned parkour.

Parasaurolophus2,500 kg

About as heavy as a rhinoceros, with a head-crest as long as a baseball bat.

Red Panda

0.60 m · 5 kg

Red Panda is small. 5 kg.

Parasaurolophus

3.2 m · 2,500 kg

Parasaurolophus is huge. 2,500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Needle claws + fake thumb
  • Armor: Fluff camouflage
  • Senses: Whiskers and a good nose in the misty forest.

Red Panda · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Herd, kick, and a honk
  • Armor: Duckbill battery
  • Senses: The crest was a horn.

Parasaurolophus · labeled field diagram

Red Panda80 psi bite
Parasaurolophus200 psi bite

Red Panda

Needle claws + fake thumb

Tool: needle claws + fake thumb. Bite: 80 psi.

Parasaurolophus

Herd, kick, and a honk

Tool: herd, kick, and a honk. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Red Panda
24 km/h
Parasaurolophus
40 km/h
Red Panda24 km/h
Parasaurolophus40 km/h

Red Panda

24 km/h

Red Panda can go 24 km/h. That is not very fast.

Parasaurolophus

40 km/h

Parasaurolophus can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
Red PandaParasaurolophusBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Red Panda

This is home · Lives in Asia

Red Panda lives in places like forest.

Parasaurolophus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Parasaurolophus lives in places like forest.

No. Red Panda and Parasaurolophus did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Red Panda
Plants and meat · Bamboo and snacks.
Parasaurolophus
Plants · Does not hunt.

Red Panda

Plants and meat · Bamboo and snacks.

Mostly bamboo, plus fruit, eggs, and insects when the salad bar is closed.

Parasaurolophus

Plants · Does not hunt.

Plants ground by a dental battery — a whole chalkboard of replacement teeth.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Red Panda
Lives alone
Parasaurolophus
Lives in a herd
Red Panda4 grit /10
Parasaurolophus5 grit /10

Red Panda

Lives alone

Shy climber. Grit: 4/10.

Parasaurolophus

Lives in a herd

Nervy salad. Grit: 5/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Red Panda
6/10
Parasaurolophus
4/10
Red Panda6 brains /10
Parasaurolophus4 brains /10

Red Panda

6/10

Whiskers and a good nose in the misty forest.

Parasaurolophus

4/10

The crest was a horn.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Red Panda
Ailurus fulgens
Parasaurolophus
Parasaurolophus walkeri

Red Panda

Ailurus fulgens

Not giant pandas.

Parasaurolophus

Parasaurolophus walkeri

Other hadrosaurs: Edmontosaurus, Corythosaurus, and the duckbill crowd.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Red Panda
Tree-Drop Vanish
Parasaurolophus
Crest Trombone Blast

Red Panda

Tree-Drop Vanish

When scared they climb.

Parasaurolophus

Crest Trombone Blast

Air through the hollow crest probably made a low honk.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Red Panda 0 · Parasaurolophus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Parasaurolophus runs first. Red Panda does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Parasaurolophus is heavier. Red Panda uses needle claws + fake thumb. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Red Panda tries the Tree-Drop Vanish. Parasaurolophus tries the Crest Trombone Blast. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Parasaurolophus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Parasaurolophus wins. Parasaurolophus is a lot heavier. Red Panda would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Red Panda 2 · Parasaurolophus 5 · ties 1.

Your card: Red Panda 0 · Parasaurolophus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Red Panda

Bamboo in the rain. Tiny champ. Huge snack.

Grendelkhan · Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA. Source

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