WHO WILL WIN?
Rhino
SNORT-STOMP
Camel
GUUUURGH
THE SETUP

Rhino vs Camel

Rhino
Rhino
Camel
Camel

Pretend a rhino and a camel meet in the desert. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum · A tank that forgot it is an animal.

Rhino
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Rhino is huge.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing do the work.

A tank with opinions.

  • Rhino is huge and fast.
  • White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
  • They like wide-open grassland where a charge has room to become a legend.

Family: Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Corner B

Camel

Camelus dromedarius · A desert ship with a surprise kick.

Camel
Home
Deserts · Lives in Africa / Asia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Camel is big.

Browser of dry country.

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Stubborn desert athlete.

  • Camel is big and fast.
  • Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.
  • They can go a week or more without water, then drink enough to fill a bathtub.

Family: Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Rhino to scale

Rhino

1.80 m

Camel to scale

Camel

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Rhino2,300 kg

Heavier than a hippo, and built like a pickup truck wearing armor.

Camel500 kg

As heavy as a grand piano, plus a built-in lunchbox on the back.

Rhino

1.80 m · 2,300 kg

Rhino is huge. 2,300 kg.

Camel

1.80 m · 500 kg

Camel is big. 500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Keratin battering horn
  • Armor: Folded armor plates
  • Senses: Smell and hearing do the work.

Rhino · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Hump-powered kick
  • Armor: Sand-storm eyelashes
  • Senses: Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

Camel · labeled field diagram

Rhino200 psi bite
Camel250 psi bite

Rhino

Keratin battering horn

Tool: keratin battering horn. Bite: 200 psi.

Camel

Hump-powered kick

Tool: hump-powered kick. Bite: 250 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Rhino
50 km/h
Camel
40 km/h
Rhino50 km/h
Camel40 km/h

Rhino

50 km/h

Rhino can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Camel

40 km/h

Camel can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the desert. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
RhinoCamelBoth

Meeting biome: the desert. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Rhino

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Rhino's home is the african grassland, not the desert.

Camel

This is home · Lives in Africa / Asia

Camel lives in places like the desert.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Rhino
Plants · Grazer.
Camel
Plants · Browser of dry country.

Rhino

Plants · Grazer.

White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.

Camel

Plants · Browser of dry country.

Tough desert plants other animals will not touch.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Rhino
Lives alone
Camel
Lives in a herd
Rhino8 grit /10
Camel6 grit /10

Rhino

Lives alone

A tank with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

Camel

Lives in a herd

Stubborn desert athlete. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Rhino
5/10
Camel
5/10
Rhino5 brains /10
Camel5 brains /10

Rhino

5/10

Smell and hearing do the work.

Camel

5/10

Long lashes and sealable nostrils for sandstorms.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
Camel
Camelus dromedarius

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum

Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Camel

Camelus dromedarius

Llamas and alpacas — the fluffier mountain cousins.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Rhino
Freight-Train Gore
Camel
Spit Screen + Stomp

Rhino

Freight-Train Gore

A charging rhino is a 2-ton missile with very little steering wheel.

Camel

Spit Screen + Stomp

The 'spit' is mostly stomach juice.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Rhino 0 · Camel 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Rhino runs first. Camel does not race. They wait in the desert.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Rhino is heavier. Camel uses hump-powered kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Rhino tries the Freight-Train Gore. Camel tries the Spit Screen + Stomp. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Rhino!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the desert, Rhino wins. Rhino is a lot heavier. Camel would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Rhino 6 · Camel 1 · ties 1.

Your card: Rhino 0 · Camel 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Rhino

Armor on legs. Still somehow adorable in slow motion.

Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

1/17 · scroll