WHO WILL WIN?
Rhino
SNORT-STOMP
Cassowary
BOOM-RUMBLE
THE SETUP

Rhino vs Cassowary

Rhino
Rhino
Cassowary
Cassowary

Pretend a rhino and a cassowary meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum · A tank that forgot it is an animal.

Rhino
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Rhino is huge.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing do the work.

A tank with opinions.

  • Rhino is huge and fast.
  • White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
  • They like wide-open grassland where a charge has room to become a legend.

Family: Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Corner B

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius · The rainforest's dinosaur that never left.

Cassowary
Home
Australian and New Guinean rainforest · Lives in Australia / Asia
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Cassowary is medium.

Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Shy until cornered.

  • Cassowary is medium and fast.
  • Mostly fruit.
  • Dense rainforest where a tall dark bird can appear like a jump scare.

Family: Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Rhino to scale

Rhino

1.70 m

Cassowary to scale

Cassowary

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Rhino2,300 kg

Heavier than a hippo, and built like a pickup truck wearing armor.

Cassowary55 kg

As tall as a grown-up, with the attitude of a dinosaur that kept the costume.

Rhino

1.80 m · 2,300 kg

Rhino is huge. 2,300 kg.

Cassowary

1.70 m · 55 kg

Cassowary is medium. 55 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Keratin battering horn
  • Armor: Folded armor plates
  • Senses: Smell and hearing do the work.

Rhino · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Dagger inner toe
  • Armor: Casque helmet
  • Senses: Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

Cassowary · labeled field diagram

Rhino200 psi bite
Cassowary20 psi bite

Rhino

Keratin battering horn

Tool: keratin battering horn. Bite: 200 psi.

Cassowary

Dagger inner toe

Tool: dagger inner toe. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Rhino
50 km/h
Cassowary
50 km/h
Rhino50 km/h
Cassowary50 km/h

Rhino

50 km/h

Rhino can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Cassowary

50 km/h

Cassowary can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
RhinoCassowaryBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Rhino

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Rhino's home is the african grassland, not forest.

Cassowary

This is home · Lives in Australia / Asia

Cassowary lives in places like forest.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Rhino
Plants · Grazer.
Cassowary
Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Rhino

Plants · Grazer.

White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.

Cassowary

Plants and meat · Fruit eater with dinosaur feet.

Mostly fruit.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Rhino
Lives alone
Cassowary
Lives alone
Rhino8 grit /10
Cassowary7 grit /10

Rhino

Lives alone

A tank with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

Cassowary

Lives alone

Shy until cornered. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Rhino
5/10
Cassowary
4/10
Rhino5 brains /10
Cassowary4 brains /10

Rhino

5/10

Smell and hearing do the work.

Cassowary

4/10

Casque and low rumble carry through forest.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
Cassowary
Casuarius casuarius

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum

Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Cassowary

Casuarius casuarius

Emus and ostriches — the ratite squad of giant flightless birds.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Rhino
Freight-Train Gore
Cassowary
Kick of the Lost World

Rhino

Freight-Train Gore

A charging rhino is a 2-ton missile with very little steering wheel.

Cassowary

Kick of the Lost World

They jump and slash with both feet.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Rhino 0 · Cassowary 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Rhino runs first. Cassowary does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Rhino is heavier. Cassowary uses dagger inner toe. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Rhino tries the Freight-Train Gore. Cassowary tries the Kick of the Lost World. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Rhino!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Rhino wins. Rhino is a lot heavier. Cassowary would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Rhino 4 · Cassowary 2 · ties 2.

Your card: Rhino 0 · Cassowary 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Rhino

Armor on legs. Still somehow adorable in slow motion.

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