WHO WILL WIN?
Rhino
SNORT-STOMP
Koala
BELLOW-SNOOZE
THE SETUP

Rhino vs Koala

Rhino
Rhino
Koala
Koala

Pretend a rhino and a koala meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum · A tank that forgot it is an animal.

Rhino
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Rhino is huge.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing do the work.

A tank with opinions.

  • Rhino is huge and fast.
  • White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
  • They like wide-open grassland where a charge has room to become a legend.

Family: Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Corner B

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus · A sleepy specialist with surprising claws.

Koala
Home
Australian eucalyptus forest · Lives in Australia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Koala is small.

Eucalyptus specialist.

A nose for the right leaves.

Low-energy by design.

  • Koala is small and slow.
  • Almost only eucalyptus.
  • They pick a tree, claim it, and treat the canopy like a studio apartment.

Family: Wombats.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Rhino to scale

Rhino

0.60 m

Koala to scale

Koala

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Rhino2,300 kg

Heavier than a hippo, and built like a pickup truck wearing armor.

Koala10 kg

About as heavy as a bowling ball that insists it is a teddy.

Rhino

1.80 m · 2,300 kg

Rhino is huge. 2,300 kg.

Koala

0.60 m · 10 kg

Koala is small. 10 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Keratin battering horn
  • Armor: Folded armor plates
  • Senses: Smell and hearing do the work.

Rhino · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Tree-hook claws
  • Armor: Fluffy indifference
  • Senses: A nose for the right leaves.

Koala · labeled field diagram

Rhino200 psi bite
Koala100 psi bite

Rhino

Keratin battering horn

Tool: keratin battering horn. Bite: 200 psi.

Koala

Tree-hook claws

Tool: tree-hook claws. Bite: 100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Rhino
50 km/h
Koala
10 km/h
Rhino50 km/h
Koala10 km/h

Rhino

50 km/h

Rhino can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

Koala

10 km/h

Koala can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
RhinoKoalaBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Rhino

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Rhino's home is the african grassland, not forest.

Koala

This is home · Lives in Australia

Koala lives in places like forest.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Rhino
Plants · Grazer.
Koala
Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Rhino

Plants · Grazer.

White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.

Koala

Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Almost only eucalyptus.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Rhino
Lives alone
Koala
Lives alone
Rhino8 grit /10
Koala3 grit /10

Rhino

Lives alone

A tank with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

Koala

Lives alone

Low-energy by design. Grit: 3/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Rhino
5/10
Koala
4/10
Rhino5 brains /10
Koala4 brains /10

Rhino

5/10

Smell and hearing do the work.

Koala

4/10

A nose for the right leaves.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
Koala
Phascolarctos cinereus

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum

Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus

Wombats.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Rhino
Freight-Train Gore
Koala
Eucalyptus Power Nap

Rhino

Freight-Train Gore

A charging rhino is a 2-ton missile with very little steering wheel.

Koala

Eucalyptus Power Nap

Koalas sleep up to 18 hours.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Rhino 0 · Koala 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Rhino runs first. Koala does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Rhino is heavier. Koala uses tree-hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Rhino tries the Freight-Train Gore. Koala tries the Eucalyptus Power Nap. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Rhino!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Rhino wins. Rhino is a lot heavier. Koala would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Rhino 7 · Koala 1.

Your card: Rhino 0 · Koala 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Rhino

Armor on legs. Still somehow adorable in slow motion.

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