WHO WILL WIN?
Rhino
SNORT-STOMP
T. rex
RAAWR
THE SETUP

Rhino vs T. rex

Rhino
Rhino
T. rex
T. rex

Pretend they meet in grassland. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Rhino and T. rex did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum · A tank that forgot it is an animal.

Rhino
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Rhino is huge.

Grazer.

Smell and hearing do the work.

A tank with opinions.

  • Rhino is huge and fast.
  • White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
  • They like wide-open grassland where a charge has room to become a legend.

Family: Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

Corner B

T. rex

Tyrannosaurus rex · The banana-toothed bone cruiser.

T. rex
Home
Late Cretaceous floodplains of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
T. rex is giant.

Giant bite-and-pull hunter.

A huge smelling system and eyes that faced more forward than most dinosaurs.

Top of a vanished food web.

  • T. rex is giant and not very fast.
  • Horned dinosaurs, duckbills, leftover carcasses — a giant meat-eater that did not skip free calories.
  • Fossils come from places like Hell Creek: forests, rivers, and floodplains about 66 million years ago.

Family: Birds!

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.80 m

Rhino to scale

Rhino

3.7 m

T. rex to scale

T. rex

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Rhino2,300 kg

Heavier than a hippo, and built like a pickup truck wearing armor.

T. rex8,200 kg

Hip-tall as a basketball hoop, heavier than an African elephant, longer than a school bus.

Rhino

1.80 m · 2,300 kg

Rhino is huge. 2,300 kg.

T. rex

3.7 m · 8,200 kg

T. rex is giant. 8,200 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Keratin battering horn
  • Armor: Folded armor plates
  • Senses: Smell and hearing do the work.

Rhino · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Banana-sized bone shears
  • Armor: Thick skull and a neck like a crane
  • Senses: A huge smelling system and eyes that faced more forward than most dinosaurs.

T. rex · labeled field diagram

Rhino200 psi bite
T. rex8000 psi bite

Rhino

Keratin battering horn

Tool: keratin battering horn. Bite: 200 psi.

T. rex

Banana-sized bone shears

Tool: banana-sized bone shears. Bite: 8,000 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Rhino
50 km/h
T. rex
20 km/h
Rhino50 km/h
T. rex20 km/h

Rhino

50 km/h

Rhino can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

T. rex

20 km/h

T. rex can go 20 km/h. That is not very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
RhinoT. rexBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Rhino

This is home · Lives in Africa

Rhino lives in places like grassland.

T. rex

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

T. rex lives in places like grassland.

No. Rhino and T. rex did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Rhino
Plants · Grazer.
T. rex
Meat · Giant bite-and-pull hunter.

Rhino

Plants · Grazer.

White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.

T. rex

Meat · Giant bite-and-pull hunter.

Horned dinosaurs, duckbills, leftover carcasses — a giant meat-eater that did not skip free calories.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Rhino
Lives alone
T. rex
Lives alone
Rhino8 grit /10
T. rex9 grit /10

Rhino

Lives alone

A tank with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

T. rex

Lives alone

Top of a vanished food web. Grit: 9/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Rhino
5/10
T. rex
5/10
Rhino5 brains /10
T. rex5 brains /10

Rhino

5/10

Smell and hearing do the work.

T. rex

5/10

A huge smelling system and eyes that faced more forward than most dinosaurs.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
T. rex
Tyrannosaurus rex

Rhino

Ceratotherium simum

Horses and tapirs — the surprising ungulate family reunion.

T. rex

Tyrannosaurus rex

Birds!

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Rhino
Freight-Train Gore
T. rex
Bone-Crunch Clamp

Rhino

Freight-Train Gore

A charging rhino is a 2-ton missile with very little steering wheel.

T. rex

Bone-Crunch Clamp

T.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Rhino 0 · T. rex 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Rhino runs first. T. rex does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

T. rex is heavier. Rhino uses keratin battering horn. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Rhino tries the Freight-Train Gore. T. rex tries the Bone-Crunch Clamp. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

T. rex!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, T. rex wins. T. rex is a lot heavier. Rhino would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Rhino 2 · T. rex 4 · ties 2.

Your card: Rhino 0 · T. rex 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Rhino

Armor on legs. Still somehow adorable in slow motion.

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