SNORT-STOMP
Rhino
A tank that forgot it is an animal.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Rhino vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in a rumble pit drawn in chalk by very excited zookeepers. No snacks were harmed.
Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
Rhinos have been on Earth for millions of years. They are living fossils with attitude.
White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?
HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
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