WHO WILL WIN?

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Sea Lion
ARK-ARK-ARK

Sea Lion

A barking torpedo in a wet tuxedo.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Sea Lion vs Sloth

Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.

Sea Lion

Zalophus californianus

Sea lions can hold their breath for about 10 minutes.

Fish, squid, and the occasional unfortunate leftover from the ocean buffet.

Sloth

Bradypus variegatus

Sloths come down from trees about once a week. Bathroom break. Very scheduled.

Leaves. Chewing is a lifestyle. Digestion can take a week.

Who do YOU think wins?

Sloth
MEEP-SIGH

Sloth

The slowest fighter with the strongest grip.

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