
Sea Lion
A barking torpedo in a wet tuxedo.
Sea Lion vs Sloth
Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.
Sea Lion
Zalophus californianus
Sea lions can hold their breath for about 10 minutes.
Fish, squid, and the occasional unfortunate leftover from the ocean buffet.
Sloth
Bradypus variegatus
Sloths come down from trees about once a week. Bathroom break. Very scheduled.
Leaves. Chewing is a lifestyle. Digestion can take a week.
Who do YOU think wins?

Sloth
The slowest fighter with the strongest grip.