
Sloth
The slowest fighter with the strongest grip.
Sloth vs Baboon
Tonight's science rumble is set in a giant zoo clearing at high noon. No snacks were harmed.
Sloth
Bradypus variegatus
Sloths come down from trees about once a week. Bathroom break. Very scheduled.
Leaves. Chewing is a lifestyle. Digestion can take a week.
Baboon
Papio anubis
Baboons keep a lookout while others forage. Safety is a job.
Fruit, grass, insects, and the occasional small animal. Flexible and fearless at picnic tables.
Who do YOU think wins?

Baboon
A troop-tough primate with serious canine teeth.