MEEP-SIGH
Sloth
The slowest fighter with the strongest grip.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Sloth vs Hippo
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Sloth
Bradypus variegatus
Sloths come down from trees about once a week. Bathroom break. Very scheduled.
Leaves. Chewing is a lifestyle. Digestion can take a week.
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius
Hippo sweat looks reddish. People called it blood-sweat. It is really a natural sunscreen.
Hippos graze grass at night. By day they soak and... argue.
Who do YOU think wins?
HAAAWMP
Hippo
A floating boulder with kitchen-knife tusks.
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