MEEP-SIGH
Sloth
The slowest fighter with the strongest grip.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Sloth vs Jaguar
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Sloth
Bradypus variegatus
Sloths come down from trees about once a week. Bathroom break. Very scheduled.
Leaves. Chewing is a lifestyle. Digestion can take a week.
Jaguar
Panthera onca
Jaguars often kill with one bite to the skull. Efficient. Intense. Not a hug.
Capybara, deer, fish, caimans — the menu is the whole forest.
Who do YOU think wins?
UH-UH-GRUNT
Jaguar
The skull-cracker of the rainforest.
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