MEEP-SIGH
Sloth
The slowest fighter with the strongest grip.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Sloth vs Llama
Tonight's science rumble is set in a giant zoo clearing at high noon. No snacks were harmed.
Sloth
Bradypus variegatus
Sloths come down from trees about once a week. Bathroom break. Very scheduled.
Leaves. Chewing is a lifestyle. Digestion can take a week.
Llama
Lama glama
Llamas hum to chat. A loud hum can mean worry.
Grass and hay. They are grazing guards who work for snacks.
Who do YOU think wins?
HUM-PFFT
Llama
A woolly sentry with a spit-screen special.
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