WHO WILL WIN?
Snow Leopard
CHUFF-YOWL
Hippo
HAAAWMP
THE SETUP

Snow Leopard vs Hippo

Snow Leopard
Snow Leopard
Hippo
Hippo

Pretend a snow leopard and a hippo meet in the mountains. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Wild snow leopards and hippos would not meet. We still look at the facts.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Snow Leopard

Panthera uncia · A ghost cat with a tail like a scarf.

Snow Leopard
Home
Central Asian mountains · Lives in Asia
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Snow Leopard is medium.

Mountain ambush.

Pale coat is the mountain's own shadow.

Ghost cat.

  • Snow Leopard is medium and fast.
  • Blue sheep, ibex, and the occasional livestock snack when wild food is scarce.
  • High, cold mountains where oxygen is a suggestion.

Family: Tigers and leopards.

Corner B

Hippo

Hippopotamus amphibius · A floating boulder with kitchen-knife tusks.

Hippo
Home
African rivers and lakes · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Hippo is huge.

Grazer by night.

Ears, eyes, and nostrils sit on top of the head like a submarine periscope.

Famous for a short fuse in the river.

  • Hippo is huge and not very fast.
  • Hippos graze grass at night.
  • They own the river.

Family: Whales and dolphins!

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.60 m

Snow Leopard to scale

Snow Leopard

1.50 m

Hippo to scale

Hippo

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Snow Leopard45 kg

About as heavy as a big dog, with a tail as long as the rest of the cat.

Hippo1,500 kg

About as heavy as a small car, with a much bigger attitude.

Snow Leopard

0.60 m · 45 kg

Snow Leopard is medium. 45 kg.

Hippo

1.50 m · 1,500 kg

Hippo is huge. 1,500 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Cliff-pounce paws
  • Armor: Smoke-spot coat
  • Senses: Pale coat is the mountain's own shadow.

Snow Leopard · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Tusk-lined cave mouth
  • Armor: Cannonball body
  • Senses: Ears, eyes, and nostrils sit on top of the head like a submarine periscope.

Hippo · labeled field diagram

Snow Leopard310 psi bite
Hippo1800 psi bite

Snow Leopard

Cliff-pounce paws

Tool: cliff-pounce paws. Bite: 310 psi.

Hippo

Tusk-lined cave mouth

Tool: tusk-lined cave mouth. Bite: 1,800 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Snow Leopard
64 km/h
Hippo
30 km/h
Snow Leopard64 km/h
Hippo30 km/h

Snow Leopard

64 km/h

Snow Leopard can go 64 km/h. That is fast.

Hippo

30 km/h

Hippo can go 30 km/h. That is not very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the mountains. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
Snow LeopardHippoBoth

Meeting biome: the mountains. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Snow Leopard

This is home · Lives in Asia

Snow Leopard lives in places like the mountains.

Hippo

Wrong place · Lives in Africa

Hippo's home is the african rivers and lakes, not the mountains.

No. Wild snow leopards and hippos would not meet. We still look at the facts.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Snow Leopard
Meat · Mountain ambush.
Hippo
Plants · Grazer by night.

Snow Leopard

Meat · Mountain ambush.

Blue sheep, ibex, and the occasional livestock snack when wild food is scarce.

Hippo

Plants · Grazer by night.

Hippos graze grass at night.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Snow Leopard
Lives alone
Hippo
Lives in a herd
Snow Leopard7 grit /10
Hippo10 grit /10

Snow Leopard

Lives alone

Ghost cat. Grit: 7/10.

Hippo

Lives in a herd

Famous for a short fuse in the river. Grit: 10/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Snow Leopard
7/10
Hippo
5/10
Snow Leopard7 brains /10
Hippo5 brains /10

Snow Leopard

7/10

Pale coat is the mountain's own shadow.

Hippo

5/10

Ears, eyes, and nostrils sit on top of the head like a submarine periscope.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Snow Leopard
Panthera uncia
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius

Snow Leopard

Panthera uncia

Tigers and leopards.

Hippo

Hippopotamus amphibius

Whales and dolphins!

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Snow Leopard
Ridge Ghost Drop
Hippo
River Rage Charge

Snow Leopard

Ridge Ghost Drop

They can leap 9 meters — a whole bus length of 'where did that cat come from?

Hippo

River Rage Charge

Hippos look chill in the water.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Snow Leopard 0 · Hippo 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Snow Leopard runs first. Hippo does not race. They wait in the mountains.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Hippo is heavier. Snow Leopard uses cliff-pounce paws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Snow Leopard tries the Ridge Ghost Drop. Hippo tries the River Rage Charge. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Hippo!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the mountains, Hippo wins. Hippo is a lot heavier. Snow Leopard would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Snow Leopard 3 · Hippo 5.

Your card: Snow Leopard 0 · Hippo 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Victory lap · Hippo

Baby hippo. Rain. The rumble can wait.

Giles Laurent · Wikimedia Commons · CC BY-SA. Source

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