WHO WILL WIN?
Stegosaurus
WHAP-SPIKE
Anteater
SNUFF-SLURP
THE SETUP

Stegosaurus vs Anteater

Stegosaurus
Stegosaurus
Anteater
Anteater

Pretend they meet in grassland. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Stegosaurus and Anteater did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Stegosaurus

Stegosaurus stenops · Roof-plates up top, a tagged tail in back.

Stegosaurus
Home
Late Jurassic fern prairies of western North America · Lived in North America long ago
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Stegosaurus is huge.

Browser.

A tiny brain, a low head, and a tail that did not wait for a committee.

Slow salad tank.

  • Stegosaurus is huge and slow.
  • Low plants.
  • Morrison Formation country — Late Jurassic, about 150 million years ago.

Family: Other plated dinosaurs like Kentrosaurus.

Corner B

Anteater

Myrmecophaga tridactyla · A vacuum cleaner with wrecking-ball claws.

Anteater
Home
South American grassland and forest · Lives in South America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Anteater is medium.

Ant specialist.

A nose that does the seeing.

Shy shredder.

  • Anteater is medium and fast.
  • Ants and termites.
  • Open woodland where mounds are the grocery store.

Family: Sloths and armadillos.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

2.8 m

Stegosaurus to scale

Stegosaurus

0.60 m

Anteater to scale

Anteater

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Stegosaurus3,500 kg

About the weight of a pickup truck, with plates that could top a grown-up's head.

Anteater40 kg

About as heavy as a third-grader, mostly snout and tail.

Stegosaurus

2.8 m · 3,500 kg

Stegosaurus is huge. 3,500 kg.

Anteater

0.60 m · 40 kg

Anteater is medium. 40 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Thagomizer tail spikes
  • Armor: Kite-plate rooftop
  • Senses: A tiny brain, a low head, and a tail that did not wait for a committee.

Stegosaurus · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Hook claws
  • Armor: Bushy banner tail
  • Senses: A nose that does the seeing.

Anteater · labeled field diagram

Stegosaurus200 psi bite
Anteater20 psi bite

Stegosaurus

Thagomizer tail spikes

Tool: thagomizer tail spikes. Bite: 200 psi.

Anteater

Hook claws

Tool: hook claws. Bite: 20 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Stegosaurus
12 km/h
Anteater
50 km/h
Stegosaurus12 km/h
Anteater50 km/h

Stegosaurus

12 km/h

Stegosaurus can go 12 km/h. That is slow.

Anteater

50 km/h

Anteater can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
StegosaurusAnteaterBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Stegosaurus

This is home · Lived in North America long ago

Stegosaurus lives in places like grassland.

Anteater

This is home · Lives in South America

Anteater lives in places like grassland.

No. Stegosaurus and Anteater did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Stegosaurus
Plants · Browser.
Anteater
Meat · Ant specialist.

Stegosaurus

Plants · Browser.

Low plants.

Anteater

Meat · Ant specialist.

Ants and termites.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Stegosaurus
Lives in a herd
Anteater
Lives alone
Stegosaurus7 grit /10
Anteater6 grit /10

Stegosaurus

Lives in a herd

Slow salad tank. Grit: 7/10.

Anteater

Lives alone

Shy shredder. Grit: 6/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Stegosaurus
2/10
Anteater
5/10
Stegosaurus2 brains /10
Anteater5 brains /10

Stegosaurus

2/10

A tiny brain, a low head, and a tail that did not wait for a committee.

Anteater

5/10

A nose that does the seeing.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Stegosaurus
Stegosaurus stenops
Anteater
Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Stegosaurus

Stegosaurus stenops

Other plated dinosaurs like Kentrosaurus.

Anteater

Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Sloths and armadillos.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Stegosaurus
Plate Parade Whip
Anteater
Termite-Can Opener

Stegosaurus

Plate Parade Whip

The brain was famously small.

Anteater

Termite-Can Opener

If cornered they rear up and slash.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Stegosaurus 0 · Anteater 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Anteater runs first. Stegosaurus does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Stegosaurus is heavier. Anteater uses hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Stegosaurus tries the Plate Parade Whip. Anteater tries the Termite-Can Opener. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Stegosaurus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Stegosaurus wins. Stegosaurus is a lot heavier. Anteater would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Stegosaurus 4 · Anteater 3 · ties 1.

Your card: Stegosaurus 0 · Anteater 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Anteater

Dinner is somewhere in that snout's zip code.

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