
Tapir
A forest tank with a mini trunk.
Tapir vs Hippo
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Tapir
Tapirus terrestris
Tapirs have been around for millions of years. Living fossils with a snorkel.
Leaves, fruit, and shoots. They plant forests by pooping seeds. Heroic and weird.
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius
Hippo sweat looks reddish. People called it blood-sweat. It is really a natural sunscreen.
Hippos graze grass at night. By day they soak and... argue.
Who do YOU think wins?

Hippo
A floating boulder with kitchen-knife tusks.