
Tapir
A forest tank with a mini trunk.
Tapir vs Kangaroo
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Tapir
Tapirus terrestris
Tapirs have been around for millions of years. Living fossils with a snorkel.
Leaves, fruit, and shoots. They plant forests by pooping seeds. Heroic and weird.
Kangaroo
Macropus rufus
Kangaroos cannot hop backward. The contract with physics is one-way.
Grasses and shrubs. They are hoppy lawn mowers.
Who do YOU think wins?

Kangaroo
Boxing champ with built-in trampolines.