
Tapir
A forest tank with a mini trunk.
Tapir vs Panda
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Tapir
Tapirus terrestris
Tapirs have been around for millions of years. Living fossils with a snorkel.
Leaves, fruit, and shoots. They plant forests by pooping seeds. Heroic and weird.
Panda
Ailuropoda melanoleuca
A newborn panda is about the size of a stick of butter.
Almost all bamboo, all day. They eat 12 hours to stay fueled.
Who do YOU think wins?

Panda
A bamboo tank in a costume.