WHO WILL WIN?

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Tapir
WHEE-SQUEAK

Tapir

A forest tank with a mini trunk.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Tapir vs Red Panda

Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.

Tapir

Tapirus terrestris

Tapirs have been around for millions of years. Living fossils with a snorkel.

Leaves, fruit, and shoots. They plant forests by pooping seeds. Heroic and weird.

Red Panda

Ailurus fulgens

Red pandas are mostly crepuscular — dawn and dusk are their prime time.

Mostly bamboo, plus fruit, eggs, and insects when the salad bar is closed.

Who do YOU think wins?

Red Panda
SQUEAK-TWITTER

Red Panda

A rusty acrobat who would rather nap than rumble.

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