WHO WILL WIN?

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Tapir
WHEE-SQUEAK

Tapir

A forest tank with a mini trunk.

MEET THE FIGHTERS

Tapir vs Sea Lion

Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.

Tapir

Tapirus terrestris

Tapirs have been around for millions of years. Living fossils with a snorkel.

Leaves, fruit, and shoots. They plant forests by pooping seeds. Heroic and weird.

Sea Lion

Zalophus californianus

Sea lions can hold their breath for about 10 minutes.

Fish, squid, and the occasional unfortunate leftover from the ocean buffet.

Who do YOU think wins?

Sea Lion
ARK-ARK-ARK

Sea Lion

A barking torpedo in a wet tuxedo.

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