WHO WILL WIN?
Tapir
WHEE-SQUEAK
Velociraptor
SKREEE
THE SETUP

Tapir vs Velociraptor

Tapir
Tapir
Velociraptor
Velociraptor

Pretend they meet in grassland. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Tapir and Velociraptor did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Tapir

Tapirus terrestris · A forest tank with a mini trunk.

Tapir
Home
South American rainforest · Lives in South America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Tapir is big.

Browser with a mini-trunk.

Nose and hearing in thick green.

Shy tanklet.

  • Tapir is big and fast.
  • Leaves, fruit, and shoots.
  • Jungle near water.

Family: Horses and rhinos.

Corner B

Velociraptor

Velociraptor mongoliensis · Turkey-sized, feathered, and scientifically not a movie extra.

Velociraptor
Home
Late Cretaceous dunes of Mongolia · Lived in Asia long ago
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Velociraptor is small.

Sickle-claw pinner of small prey.

Sharp-eyed, quick-headed.

Fierce for a turkey.

  • Velociraptor is small and fast.
  • Small animals, maybe Protoceratops.
  • Mongolian desert dunes, not a jungle gym.

Family: Birds, Deinonychus, and the other dromaeosaurs.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1 m

Tapir to scale

Tapir

0.50 m

Velociraptor to scale

Velociraptor

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Tapir250 kg

About as heavy as a pony, with a nose that does extra homework.

Velociraptor15 kg

About as heavy as a big turkey or a small dog. Hip-tall to a first grader.

Tapir

1 m · 250 kg

Tapir is big. 250 kg.

Velociraptor

0.50 m · 15 kg

Velociraptor is small. 15 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Charge plus chomp
  • Armor: Thick hide
  • Senses: Nose and hearing in thick green.

Tapir · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Sickle toe-claw
  • Armor: Feather coat
  • Senses: Sharp-eyed, quick-headed.

Velociraptor · labeled field diagram

Tapir250 psi bite
Velociraptor200 psi bite

Tapir

Charge plus chomp

Tool: charge plus chomp. Bite: 250 psi.

Velociraptor

Sickle toe-claw

Tool: sickle toe-claw. Bite: 200 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Tapir
48 km/h
Velociraptor
40 km/h
Tapir48 km/h
Velociraptor40 km/h

Tapir

48 km/h

Tapir can go 48 km/h. That is fast.

Velociraptor

40 km/h

Velociraptor can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in grassland. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
TapirVelociraptorBoth

Meeting biome: grassland. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Tapir

Can handle it · Lives in South America

Tapir's home is the south american rainforest, not grassland.

Velociraptor

This is home · Lived in Asia long ago

Velociraptor lives in places like grassland.

No. Tapir and Velociraptor did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Tapir
Plants · Browser with a mini-trunk.
Velociraptor
Meat · Sickle-claw pinner of small prey.

Tapir

Plants · Browser with a mini-trunk.

Leaves, fruit, and shoots.

Velociraptor

Meat · Sickle-claw pinner of small prey.

Small animals, maybe Protoceratops.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Tapir
Lives alone
Velociraptor
Lives alone
Tapir5 grit /10
Velociraptor7 grit /10

Tapir

Lives alone

Shy tanklet. Grit: 5/10.

Velociraptor

Lives alone

Fierce for a turkey. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Tapir
5/10
Velociraptor
6/10
Tapir5 brains /10
Velociraptor6 brains /10

Tapir

5/10

Nose and hearing in thick green.

Velociraptor

6/10

Sharp-eyed, quick-headed.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Tapir
Tapirus terrestris
Velociraptor
Velociraptor mongoliensis

Tapir

Tapirus terrestris

Horses and rhinos.

Velociraptor

Velociraptor mongoliensis

Birds, Deinonychus, and the other dromaeosaurs.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Tapir
Snorkel Splash-Off
Velociraptor
Feather-Dash Pin

Tapir

Snorkel Splash-Off

The snout is a mini trunk.

Velociraptor

Feather-Dash Pin

Fast, smart for a dinosaur, and about the size of a turkey.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Tapir 0 · Velociraptor 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Tapir runs first. Velociraptor does not race. They wait in grassland.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Tapir is heavier. Velociraptor uses sickle toe-claw. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Tapir tries the Snorkel Splash-Off. Velociraptor tries the Feather-Dash Pin. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Tapir!

A STOMP · UNDERDOG

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On grassland, Tapir wins. Tapir is a lot heavier. Velociraptor would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Tapir 2 · Velociraptor 6.

Your card: Tapir 0 · Velociraptor 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

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