
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
Tortoise vs Elephant
Tonight's science rumble is set in the visitor lawn, now closed for SCIENCE. No snacks were harmed.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Elephant
Loxodonta africana
Elephants can hear thunder from kilometers away through their feet.
Elephants munch 150 kg of plants a day. They are walking salad factories.
Who do YOU think wins?

Elephant
The walking earthquake.