HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Tortoise vs Llama
Tonight's science rumble is set in the empty savanna exhibit after closing time. No snacks were harmed.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Llama
Lama glama
Llamas hum to chat. A loud hum can mean worry.
Grass and hay. They are grazing guards who work for snacks.
Who do YOU think wins?
HUM-PFFT
Llama
A woolly sentry with a spit-screen special.
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