
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
Tortoise vs Macaw
Tonight's science rumble is set in the empty savanna exhibit after closing time. No snacks were harmed.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Macaw
Ara macao
Macaws can live 50 years or more. That is a long roommate.
Seeds, nuts, fruit, and clay from riverbanks that helps settle spicy toxins.
Who do YOU think wins?

Macaw
A flying bolt-cutter in party colors.