HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Tortoise vs Penguin
Tonight's science rumble is set in a sunny arena with a splash pool nobody is allowed to hog. No snacks were harmed.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Penguin
Aptenodytes forsteri
Emperor penguins can dive more than 500 meters deep.
Fish, krill, and squid, caught in icy dives.
Who do YOU think wins?
HONK-HONK
Penguin
A tuxedo torpedo with zero quit.
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