HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Tortoise vs Rhino
Tonight's science rumble is set in a giant zoo clearing at high noon. No snacks were harmed.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Rhino
Ceratotherium simum
Rhinos have been on Earth for millions of years. They are living fossils with attitude.
White rhinos graze grass like giant lawn mowers.
Who do YOU think wins?
SNORT-STOMP
Rhino
A tank that forgot it is an animal.
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