WHO WILL WIN?
Tortoise
HISS-HMPH
Walrus
BELLOW-OONG
THE SETUP

Tortoise vs Walrus

Tortoise
Tortoise
Walrus
Walrus

Pretend a tortoise and a walrus meet in the island. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Tortoise

Chelonoidis niger · A walking bunker that outlives arguments.

Tortoise
Home
Galápagos islands · Lives in South America
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Tortoise is big.

Browser.

They feel footsteps.

Unbothered fortress.

  • Tortoise is big and slow.
  • Cactus, grass, and island plants.
  • Dry islands where going slowly uses less water and fewer bad ideas.

Family: Turtles and terrapins.

Corner B

Walrus

Odobenus rosmarus · A tusked sofa that rules the ice.

Walrus
Home
Arctic sea ice · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe
Food
Meat
Group
Lives in a big group
Size
Walrus is big.

Clam vacuum with tusks for ice and arguments.

Whiskers find shellfish in the dark.

A tusked sofa that does not like being shoved.

  • Walrus is big and not very fast.
  • Clams, mostly.
  • Pack ice and rocky coasts, in noisy piles called haulouts.

Family: Seals and sea lions.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.50 m

Tortoise to scale

Tortoise

1.20 m

Walrus to scale

Walrus

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Tortoise250 kg

As heavy as a grown-up, shaped like a helmet that learned to walk.

Walrus900 kg

As heavy as a small car, with mustache energy for days.

Tortoise

0.50 m · 250 kg

Tortoise is big. 250 kg.

Walrus

1.20 m · 900 kg

Walrus is big. 900 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Beak ram
  • Armor: Dome fortress
  • Senses: They feel footsteps.

Tortoise · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Ivory ice picks
  • Armor: Blubber fortress
  • Senses: Whiskers find shellfish in the dark.

Walrus · labeled field diagram

Tortoise200 psi bite
Walrus300 psi bite

Tortoise

Beak ram

Tool: beak ram. Bite: 200 psi.

Walrus

Ivory ice picks

Tool: ivory ice picks. Bite: 300 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Tortoise
1 km/h
Walrus
20 km/h
Tortoise1 km/h
Walrus20 km/h

Tortoise

1 km/h

Tortoise can go 1 km/h. That is slow.

Walrus

20 km/h

Walrus can go 20 km/h. That is not very fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the island. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
TortoiseWalrusBoth

Meeting biome: the island. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Tortoise

This is home · Lives in South America

Tortoise lives in places like the island.

Walrus

Not their home · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe

Walrus's home is the arctic sea ice, not the island.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Tortoise
Plants · Browser.
Walrus
Meat · Clam vacuum with tusks for ice and arguments.

Tortoise

Plants · Browser.

Cactus, grass, and island plants.

Walrus

Meat · Clam vacuum with tusks for ice and arguments.

Clams, mostly.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Tortoise
Lives alone
Walrus
Lives in a big group
Tortoise6 grit /10
Walrus7 grit /10

Tortoise

Lives alone

Unbothered fortress. Grit: 6/10.

Walrus

Lives in a big group

A tusked sofa that does not like being shoved. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Tortoise
3/10
Walrus
5/10
Tortoise3 brains /10
Walrus5 brains /10

Tortoise

3/10

They feel footsteps.

Walrus

5/10

Whiskers find shellfish in the dark.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Walrus
Odobenus rosmarus

Tortoise

Chelonoidis niger

Turtles and terrapins.

Walrus

Odobenus rosmarus

Seals and sea lions.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Tortoise
Tuck and Outlast
Walrus
Tusk-Hook Haul

Tortoise

Tuck and Outlast

They pull in.

Walrus

Tusk-Hook Haul

They can hook ice, bellow, and make a beach of other pinnipeds scoot over.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Tortoise 0 · Walrus 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

WHAM!

THEY MEET

Walrus runs first. Tortoise does not race. They wait in the island.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

WHOOSH!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Walrus is heavier. Tortoise uses beak ram. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

ZING!

SPECIAL MOVES

Tortoise tries the Tuck and Outlast. Walrus tries the Tusk-Hook Haul. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Walrus!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the island, Walrus wins. Walrus is a lot heavier. Tortoise would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Tortoise 1 · Walrus 6 · ties 1.

Your card: Tortoise 0 · Walrus 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Tortoise

Armor, patience, and a very committed walk.

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