HISS-HMPH
Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Tortoise vs Zebra
Tonight's science rumble is set in a rumble pit drawn in chalk by very excited zookeepers. No snacks were harmed.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Zebra
Equus quagga
Zebra stripes are unique, just like tiger stripes and human fingerprints.
Grass, grass, and more grass. They are built to mow the savanna.
Who do YOU think wins?
BRAY-YIP
Zebra
A living barcode with a mule's kick.
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