WHO WILL WIN?
Velociraptor
SKREEE
Koala
BELLOW-SNOOZE
THE SETUP

Velociraptor vs Koala

Velociraptor
Velociraptor
Koala
Koala

Pretend they meet in forest. Dinosaurs lived long ago. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

No. Velociraptor and Koala did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Velociraptor

Velociraptor mongoliensis · Turkey-sized, feathered, and scientifically not a movie extra.

Velociraptor
Home
Late Cretaceous dunes of Mongolia · Lived in Asia long ago
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Velociraptor is small.

Sickle-claw pinner of small prey.

Sharp-eyed, quick-headed.

Fierce for a turkey.

  • Velociraptor is small and fast.
  • Small animals, maybe Protoceratops.
  • Mongolian desert dunes, not a jungle gym.

Family: Birds, Deinonychus, and the other dromaeosaurs.

Corner B

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus · A sleepy specialist with surprising claws.

Koala
Home
Australian eucalyptus forest · Lives in Australia
Food
Plants
Group
Lives alone
Size
Koala is small.

Eucalyptus specialist.

A nose for the right leaves.

Low-energy by design.

  • Koala is small and slow.
  • Almost only eucalyptus.
  • They pick a tree, claim it, and treat the canopy like a studio apartment.

Family: Wombats.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.50 m

Velociraptor to scale

Velociraptor

0.60 m

Koala to scale

Koala

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Velociraptor15 kg

About as heavy as a big turkey or a small dog. Hip-tall to a first grader.

Koala10 kg

About as heavy as a bowling ball that insists it is a teddy.

Velociraptor

0.50 m · 15 kg

Velociraptor is small. 15 kg.

Koala

0.60 m · 10 kg

Koala is small. 10 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Sickle toe-claw
  • Armor: Feather coat
  • Senses: Sharp-eyed, quick-headed.

Velociraptor · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Tree-hook claws
  • Armor: Fluffy indifference
  • Senses: A nose for the right leaves.

Koala · labeled field diagram

Velociraptor200 psi bite
Koala100 psi bite

Velociraptor

Sickle toe-claw

Tool: sickle toe-claw. Bite: 200 psi.

Koala

Tree-hook claws

Tool: tree-hook claws. Bite: 100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Velociraptor
40 km/h
Koala
10 km/h
Velociraptor40 km/h
Koala10 km/h

Velociraptor

40 km/h

Velociraptor can go 40 km/h. That is fast.

Koala

10 km/h

Koala can go 10 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
VelociraptorKoalaBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is fossil range for dinosaurs and living range for zoo animals.

Velociraptor

Can handle it · Lived in Asia long ago

Velociraptor's home is the late cretaceous dunes of mongolia, not forest.

Koala

This is home · Lives in Australia

Koala lives in places like forest.

No. Velociraptor and Koala did not live at the same time. This meeting is pretend.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Velociraptor
Meat · Sickle-claw pinner of small prey.
Koala
Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Velociraptor

Meat · Sickle-claw pinner of small prey.

Small animals, maybe Protoceratops.

Koala

Plants · Eucalyptus specialist.

Almost only eucalyptus.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Velociraptor
Lives alone
Koala
Lives alone
Velociraptor7 grit /10
Koala3 grit /10

Velociraptor

Lives alone

Fierce for a turkey. Grit: 7/10.

Koala

Lives alone

Low-energy by design. Grit: 3/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Velociraptor
6/10
Koala
4/10
Velociraptor6 brains /10
Koala4 brains /10

Velociraptor

6/10

Sharp-eyed, quick-headed.

Koala

4/10

A nose for the right leaves.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Velociraptor
Velociraptor mongoliensis
Koala
Phascolarctos cinereus

Velociraptor

Velociraptor mongoliensis

Birds, Deinonychus, and the other dromaeosaurs.

Koala

Phascolarctos cinereus

Wombats.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Velociraptor
Feather-Dash Pin
Koala
Eucalyptus Power Nap

Velociraptor

Feather-Dash Pin

Fast, smart for a dinosaur, and about the size of a turkey.

Koala

Eucalyptus Power Nap

Koalas sleep up to 18 hours.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Velociraptor 0 · Koala 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Velociraptor runs first. Koala does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Velociraptor is heavier. Koala uses tree-hook claws. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Velociraptor tries the Feather-Dash Pin. Koala tries the Eucalyptus Power Nap. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Velociraptor!

A STOMP

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Velociraptor wins. Velociraptor's sickle toe-claw helps more. Koala would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Velociraptor 7 · Koala 1.

Your card: Velociraptor 0 · Koala 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Koala

Joey in the pouch. The rumble was exhausting.

Brian Dell · Wikimedia Commons · CC. Source

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