GRUNT-SQUEE
Warthog
A tusked sprinter who reverse-parks into burrows.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Warthog vs Hippo
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Warthog
Phacochoerus africanus
The tail stands up when they run — a follow-me flag for piglets.
Grass, roots, and leftovers. They kneel on padded wrists to graze.
Hippo
Hippopotamus amphibius
Hippo sweat looks reddish. People called it blood-sweat. It is really a natural sunscreen.
Hippos graze grass at night. By day they soak and... argue.
Who do YOU think wins?
HAAAWMP
Hippo
A floating boulder with kitchen-knife tusks.
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