WHO WILL WIN?
Warthog
GRUNT-SQUEE
Jaguar
UH-UH-GRUNT
THE SETUP

Warthog vs Jaguar

Warthog
Warthog
Jaguar
Jaguar

Pretend a warthog and a jaguar meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Warthog

Phacochoerus africanus · A tusked sprinter who reverse-parks into burrows.

Warthog
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants and meat
Group
Lives with family
Size
Warthog is medium.

Rooter.

A snout for bulbs and danger.

Looks comic, fights like a small rhino with opinions.

  • Warthog is medium and fast.
  • Grass, roots, and leftovers.
  • Open woodland with aardvark burrows for rent.

Family: Pigs and wild boar.

Corner B

Jaguar

Panthera onca · The skull-cracker of the rainforest.

Jaguar
Home
Amazon rainforest · Lives in South America / North America
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Jaguar is medium.

Skull-bite hunter.

Water-and-forest eyes.

Power in a compact cat.

  • Jaguar is medium and fast.
  • Capybara, deer, fish, caimans — the menu is the whole forest.
  • Rivers and dense jungle.

Family: Leopards look similar.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.70 m

Warthog to scale

Warthog

0.75 m

Jaguar to scale

Jaguar

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Warthog80 kg

About as heavy as a big dog, with a tail that flags like an antenna.

Jaguar95 kg

Heavier than a leopard, shorter than a tiger, meaner at the dentist.

Warthog

0.70 m · 80 kg

Warthog is medium. 80 kg.

Jaguar

0.75 m · 95 kg

Jaguar is medium. 95 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Curved tusks
  • Armor: Facial warts
  • Senses: A snout for bulbs and danger.

Warthog · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Bone-piercing bite
  • Armor: Stocky muscle coat
  • Senses: Water-and-forest eyes.

Jaguar · labeled field diagram

Warthog300 psi bite
Jaguar1500 psi bite

Warthog

Curved tusks

Tool: curved tusks. Bite: 300 psi.

Jaguar

Bone-piercing bite

Tool: bone-piercing bite. Bite: 1,500 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Warthog
55 km/h
Jaguar
50 km/h
Warthog55 km/h
Jaguar50 km/h

Warthog

55 km/h

Warthog can go 55 km/h. That is fast.

Jaguar

50 km/h

Jaguar can go 50 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
WarthogJaguarBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Warthog

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Warthog's home is the african savanna, not forest.

Jaguar

This is home · Lives in South America / North America

Jaguar lives in places like forest.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Warthog
Plants and meat · Rooter.
Jaguar
Meat · Skull-bite hunter.

Warthog

Plants and meat · Rooter.

Grass, roots, and leftovers.

Jaguar

Meat · Skull-bite hunter.

Capybara, deer, fish, caimans — the menu is the whole forest.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Warthog
Lives with family
Jaguar
Lives alone
Warthog8 grit /10
Jaguar8 grit /10

Warthog

Lives with family

Looks comic, fights like a small rhino with opinions. Grit: 8/10.

Jaguar

Lives alone

Power in a compact cat. Grit: 8/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Warthog
5/10
Jaguar
7/10
Warthog5 brains /10
Jaguar7 brains /10

Warthog

5/10

A snout for bulbs and danger.

Jaguar

7/10

Water-and-forest eyes.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Warthog
Phacochoerus africanus
Jaguar
Panthera onca

Warthog

Phacochoerus africanus

Pigs and wild boar.

Jaguar

Panthera onca

Leopards look similar.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Warthog
Tail-Up Reverse Park
Jaguar
River Skull Clamp

Warthog

Tail-Up Reverse Park

They run into dens backward so tusks face the door.

Jaguar

River Skull Clamp

They love water.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Warthog 0 · Jaguar 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Warthog runs first. Jaguar does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Jaguar is heavier. Warthog uses curved tusks. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Warthog tries the Tail-Up Reverse Park. Jaguar tries the River Skull Clamp. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Jaguar!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Jaguar wins. Jaguar likes forest more. Warthog would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Warthog 1 · Jaguar 7.

Your card: Warthog 0 · Jaguar 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

Also starring · Warthog

Snack with tusks. The look is the point.

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