GRUNT-SQUEE
Warthog
A tusked sprinter who reverse-parks into burrows.
MEET THE FIGHTERS
Warthog vs Peacock
Tonight's science rumble is set in the picnic meadow, sandwiches evacuated. No snacks were harmed.
Warthog
Phacochoerus africanus
The tail stands up when they run — a follow-me flag for piglets.
Grass, roots, and leftovers. They kneel on padded wrists to graze.
Peacock
Pavo cristatus
The train is not the tail. The real tail holds the train up. Engineering!
Seeds, insects, small reptiles. Pretty birds still have to eat lunch.
Who do YOU think wins?
KAA-YOWL
Peacock
A walking fireworks show with spurs.
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