WHO WILL WIN?
Wolf
AWOOOOO
Hyena
WHOOP-HAHA
THE SETUP

Wolf vs Hyena

Wolf
Wolf
Hyena
Hyena

Pretend a wolf and a hyena meet in the ice. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Wolf

Canis lupus · Team captain of the wild.

Wolf
Home
Forests, tundra, and mountains · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe
Food
Meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Wolf is medium.

Team chasers.

Nose first, then ears.

Cautious and coordinated.

  • Wolf is medium and fast.
  • Deer, moose, hares — whatever the pack can out-think.
  • They roam huge territories and sing to keep the family map updated.

Family: Dogs.

Corner B

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta · The bone-crunching comedian of the savanna.

Hyena
Home
African savanna · Lives in Africa
Food
Meat
Group
Hunts with a pack
Size
Hyena is medium.

Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Bold in a clan.

  • Hyena is medium and fast.
  • They hunt more than they scavenge.
  • Open grassland where clans can hear each other across the night.

Family: Not dogs.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

0.85 m

Wolf to scale

Wolf

0.85 m

Hyena to scale

Hyena

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Wolf40 kg

Like a very large dog that skipped every obedience class on purpose.

Hyena70 kg

About as heavy as a big dog that skipped every 'drop it' lesson.

Wolf

0.85 m · 40 kg

Wolf is medium. 40 kg.

Hyena

0.85 m · 70 kg

Hyena is medium. 70 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Precision bone bite
  • Armor: Winter double-coat
  • Senses: Nose first, then ears.

Wolf · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Bone-blender jaws
  • Armor: Scrappy stamina
  • Senses: Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

Hyena · labeled field diagram

Wolf400 psi bite
Hyena1100 psi bite

Wolf

Precision bone bite

Tool: precision bone bite. Bite: 400 psi.

Hyena

Bone-blender jaws

Tool: bone-blender jaws. Bite: 1,100 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Wolf
55 km/h
Hyena
60 km/h
Wolf55 km/h
Hyena60 km/h

Wolf

55 km/h

Wolf can go 55 km/h. That is fast.

Hyena

60 km/h

Hyena can go 60 km/h. That is fast.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in the ice. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
WolfHyenaBoth

Meeting biome: the ice. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Wolf

This is home · Lives in North America / Asia / Europe

Wolf lives in places like the ice.

Hyena

Not their home · Lives in Africa

Hyena's home is the african savanna, not the ice.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Wolf
Meat · Team chasers.
Hyena
Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

Wolf

Meat · Team chasers.

Deer, moose, hares — whatever the pack can out-think.

Hyena

Meat · Clan chasers and bone-crushers.

They hunt more than they scavenge.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Wolf
Hunts with a pack
Hyena
Hunts with a pack
Wolf9 grit /10
Hyena9 grit /10

Wolf

Hunts with a pack

Cautious and coordinated. Grit: 9/10.

Hyena

Hunts with a pack

Bold in a clan. Grit: 9/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Wolf
8/10
Hyena
7/10
Wolf8 brains /10
Hyena7 brains /10

Wolf

8/10

Nose first, then ears.

Hyena

7/10

Night hunters with a nose for leftovers and a bite that opens bones.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Wolf
Canis lupus
Hyena
Crocuta crocuta

Wolf

Canis lupus

Dogs.

Hyena

Crocuta crocuta

Not dogs.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Wolf
Pack-Howl Focus
Hyena
Whoop-and-Swarm

Wolf

Pack-Howl Focus

Even alone, a wolf thinks like a teammate.

Hyena

Whoop-and-Swarm

The laugh is a call, not a joke.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Wolf 0 · Hyena 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

FWOOSH!

THEY MEET

Hyena runs first. Wolf does not race. They wait in the ice.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

KICK!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Hyena is heavier. Wolf uses precision bone bite. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

STOOMP!

SPECIAL MOVES

Wolf tries the Pack-Howl Focus. Hyena tries the Whoop-and-Swarm. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Hyena!

A SQUEAKER

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On the ice, Hyena wins. Hyena's bone-blender jaws helps more. Wolf would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Wolf 2 · Hyena 4 · ties 2.

Your card: Wolf 0 · Hyena 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

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