Zebra VS Crocodile
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Zebra vs Crocodile
Pretend a zebra and a crocodile meet in river country. Look at the facts. Then you pick.
Would they meet?
Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.
This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.
Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.
Zebra
Equus quagga · A living barcode with a mule's kick.
Grazer.
Wide-set eyes for a nearly 360° view.
Nervy and brave in a group.
Family: Horses and donkeys.
Crocodile
Crocodylus niloticus · A living fossil with a trapdoor mouth.
Wait like a log.
Pressure sensors in the skin feel a ripple.
Explosive from zero.
Family: Alligators, caimans, and dinosaurs' old roommates, the archosaurs.
SIZE & WEIGHT
Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?
1.70 m
Grown-up
1.40 m
Zebra
0.70 m
Crocodile
Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.
About the size of a small horse that learned martial arts.
Can stretch longer than a pickup truck.
Zebra
1.40 m · 350 kg
Zebra is big. 350 kg.
Crocodile
0.70 m · 500 kg
Crocodile is big. 500 kg.
Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.
Who would you pick for size?
TOOLS
Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?
Zebra · labeled field diagram
Crocodile · labeled field diagram
Zebra
Rear-leg thunder kick
Tool: rear-leg thunder kick. Bite: 300 psi.
Crocodile
The planet's hardest chomp
Tool: the planet's hardest chomp. Bite: 3,700 psi.
A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.
Whose tools would you trust?
SPEED
Who gets there first?
Zebra
65 km/h
Zebra can go 65 km/h. That is fast.
Crocodile
32 km/h
Crocodile can go 32 km/h. That is not very fast.
A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.
Who takes the speed card?
HOME
They meet in river country. Who is built for this place?
Meeting biome: river country. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.
Zebra
Can handle it · Lives in Africa
Zebra's home is the african grassland, not river country.
Crocodile
This is home · Lives in Africa
Crocodile lives in places like river country.
Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.
Who gets the home point?
FOOD
How do they get lunch?
Zebra
Plants · Grazer.
Grass, grass, and more grass.
Crocodile
Meat · Wait like a log.
Fish, mammals, birds — if it comes to the water's edge, it is on the menu.
A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.
Whose hunting or defending helps more?
MOOD
Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.
Zebra
Lives in a herd
Nervy and brave in a group. Grit: 7/10.
Crocodile
Lives alone
Explosive from zero. Grit: 8/10.
Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.
Who is better for a solo meeting?
BRAINS
Who notices first and thinks next?
Zebra
5/10
Wide-set eyes for a nearly 360° view.
Crocodile
4/10
Pressure sensors in the skin feel a ripple.
In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.
Who would you score for noticing?
FAMILY
Who are they related to?
Zebra
Equus quagga
Horses and donkeys.
Crocodile
Crocodylus niloticus
Alligators, caimans, and dinosaurs' old roommates, the archosaurs.
Cousins are clues, not a score.
Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?
SPECIAL
What special move did they evolve?
Zebra
Zigzag Stampede
Zebras do not run in a straight line.
Crocodile
Death-Roll Remix
If it grabs you, it spins.
A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.
Whose special move would change the meeting?
Your scorecard
Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.
SIZE & WEIGHT
TOOLS
SPEED
HOME
FOOD
MOOD
BRAINS
SPECIAL
Your card: Zebra 0 · Crocodile 0 · still open 8
Who wins the meeting?
Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.
THEY MEET
Zebra runs first. Crocodile does not race. They wait in river country.
Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest
THE TOOLS SHOW UP
Crocodile is heavier. Zebra uses rear-leg thunder kick. Nobody is keeping a gore score.
Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest
SPECIAL MOVES
Zebra tries the Zigzag Stampede. Crocodile tries the Death-Roll Remix. Keep your card. The last page is next.
Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest
Crocodile!
A STOMP
You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.
On river country, Crocodile wins. Crocodile likes river country more. Zebra would still win some meetings at home.
In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.
Science card: Zebra 2 · Crocodile 6.
Your card: Zebra 0 · Crocodile 0.
The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.
Send this fight
A friend can read the same facts.
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