WHO WILL WIN?
Zebra
BRAY-YIP
Python
Sss-WRAP
THE SETUP

Zebra vs Python

Zebra
Zebra
Python
Python

Pretend a zebra and a python meet in forest. Look at the facts. Then you pick.

Would they meet?

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

This is pretend and based on facts. Real animals usually hide or leave.

Read the facts. Make your card. The page waits to pick.

Corner A

Zebra

Equus quagga · A living barcode with a mule's kick.

Zebra
Home
African grassland · Lives in Africa
Food
Plants
Group
Lives in a herd
Size
Zebra is big.

Grazer.

Wide-set eyes for a nearly 360° view.

Nervy and brave in a group.

  • Zebra is big and fast.
  • Grass, grass, and more grass.
  • They roam with wildebeest in giant, noisy neighborhoods on the move.

Family: Horses and donkeys.

Corner B

Python

Malayopython reticulatus · A patterned squeeze machine with patience.

Python
Home
Southeast Asian forests · Lives in Asia
Food
Meat
Group
Lives alone
Size
Python is medium.

Ambush constrictor.

Heat pits on some pythons.

Sit-and-wait.

  • Python is medium and slow.
  • Mammals and birds.
  • Rainforest and farmland edges, often near water.

Family: Other pythons — the Old World constrictor club.

TO SCALE!

SIZE & WEIGHT

Stand them next to a grown-up. Who is bigger and heavier?

1.70 m

Grown-up

1.40 m

Zebra to scale

Zebra

0.35 m

Python to scale

Python

Height to scale. A grown-up is 1.7 m.

Zebra350 kg

About the size of a small horse that learned martial arts.

Python75 kg

Can stretch longer than a bus. Please do not try to use one as a jump rope.

Zebra

1.40 m · 350 kg

Zebra is big. 350 kg.

Python

0.35 m · 75 kg

Python is medium. 75 kg.

Kilograms are honest. A small animal can still have a strong tool.

Who would you pick for size?

TOOLKIT!

TOOLS

Teeth, claws, horns, venom, kick — what tools do they have?

  • Weapon: Rear-leg thunder kick
  • Armor: Dazzle stripes
  • Senses: Wide-set eyes for a nearly 360° view.

Zebra · labeled field diagram

  • Weapon: Reticulated coils
  • Armor: Geometric hide
  • Senses: Heat pits on some pythons.

Python · labeled field diagram

Zebra300 psi bite
Python150 psi bite

Zebra

Rear-leg thunder kick

Tool: rear-leg thunder kick. Bite: 300 psi.

Python

Reticulated coils

Tool: reticulated coils. Bite: 150 psi.

A bite number is only one tool. Coils and kicks count too.

Whose tools would you trust?

ZOOM!

SPEED

Who gets there first?

Zebra
65 km/h
Python
5 km/h
Zebra65 km/h
Python5 km/h

Zebra

65 km/h

Zebra can go 65 km/h. That is fast.

Python

5 km/h

Python can go 5 km/h. That is slow.

A fast animal can miss. A slow one only has to connect.

Who takes the speed card?

HOME MAP!

HOME

They meet in forest. Who is built for this place?

N. AmericaS. AmericaEuropeAfricaAsiaAustraliaAntarctica
ZebraPythonBoth

Meeting biome: forest. Colored land is where each animal actually lives.

Zebra

Can handle it · Lives in Africa

Zebra's home is the african grassland, not forest.

Python

This is home · Lives in Asia

Python lives in places like forest.

Almost never. Their homes sit next to each other.

Who gets the home point?

MENU!

FOOD

How do they get lunch?

Zebra
Plants · Grazer.
Python
Meat · Ambush constrictor.

Zebra

Plants · Grazer.

Grass, grass, and more grass.

Python

Meat · Ambush constrictor.

Mammals and birds.

A plant eater is not 'safe.' Hippos and elephants still end arguments.

Whose hunting or defending helps more?

MOOD!

MOOD

Alone vs team. This rumble is one vs one.

Zebra
Lives in a herd
Python
Lives alone
Zebra7 grit /10
Python7 grit /10

Zebra

Lives in a herd

Nervy and brave in a group. Grit: 7/10.

Python

Lives alone

Sit-and-wait. Grit: 7/10.

Pack and pride animals lose their backup in a 1-v-1.

Who is better for a solo meeting?

PING!

BRAINS

Who notices first and thinks next?

Zebra
5/10
Python
4/10
Zebra5 brains /10
Python4 brains /10

Zebra

5/10

Wide-set eyes for a nearly 360° view.

Python

4/10

Heat pits on some pythons.

In the wild, brains often mean leave before it starts.

Who would you score for noticing?

COUSINS!

FAMILY

Who are they related to?

Zebra
Equus quagga
Python
Malayopython reticulatus

Zebra

Equus quagga

Horses and donkeys.

Python

Malayopython reticulatus

Other pythons — the Old World constrictor club.

Cousins are clues, not a score.

Not a fight point. Who has the wilder family story?

WILD CARD!

SPECIAL

What special move did they evolve?

Zebra
Zigzag Stampede
Python
Puzzle-Wrap Hold

Zebra

Zigzag Stampede

Zebras do not run in a straight line.

Python

Puzzle-Wrap Hold

Heat pits in the face find warm animals in the dark.

A secret move here is a real wild tool, not a video-game combo.

Whose special move would change the meeting?

YOUR SCORECARD

Your scorecard

Tap who has each fact. Then tap who you think wins.

  • SIZE & WEIGHT

  • TOOLS

  • SPEED

  • HOME

  • FOOD

  • MOOD

  • BRAINS

  • SPECIAL

Your card: Zebra 0 · Python 0 · still open 8

Who wins the meeting?

Keep going for the pretend meeting, then the science pick.

THWACK!

THEY MEET

Zebra runs first. Python does not race. They wait in forest.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

SLAM!

THE TOOLS SHOW UP

Zebra is heavier. Python uses reticulated coils. Nobody is keeping a gore score.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

POW!

SPECIAL MOVES

Zebra tries the Zigzag Stampede. Python tries the Puzzle-Wrap Hold. Keep your card. The last page is next.

Pretend · fact-based · not a gore-fest

THE SCIENCE PICK

Zebra!

A CLEAR PICK

You skipped a final pick. The facts still stamp a champ.

On forest, Zebra wins. Zebra is a lot heavier. Python would still win some meetings at home.

In the wild, most animals skip a fight. We still judge who the bodies and the place would favor.

Science card: Zebra 3 · Python 3 · ties 2.

Your card: Zebra 0 · Python 0.

The last page follows the whole animal — body plus home — not one bar chart.

Send this fight

A friend can read the same facts.

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