
Zebra
A living barcode with a mule's kick.
Zebra vs Tortoise
Tonight's science rumble is set in a sunny arena with a splash pool nobody is allowed to hog. No snacks were harmed.
Zebra
Equus quagga
Zebra stripes are unique, just like tiger stripes and human fingerprints.
Grass, grass, and more grass. They are built to mow the savanna.
Tortoise
Chelonoidis niger
Giant tortoises can live more than 100 years.
Cactus, grass, and island plants. They are living lawn mowers with a 100-year warranty.
Who do YOU think wins?

Tortoise
A walking bunker that outlives arguments.